he - "Honey, I love you, you are my life, I will never lie or betray you in any way as I proved I haven't before.. I want to be with you until the rest of our lives.. Will you marry me?"

she - "OMG! Yes, you know how much you mean to me!"

he - "OMG! I cannot not be happier than this!!! But first I have to get a divorce.. Oh, I forgot to tell you, I am secretly married.. Well, everyone knows, except you, and I was not going to tell you that anyway..."

@темы: немного меня, происшествия